WELCOME 2 MY UNIVERSE
♥ please wipe your feet on the doormat.gif before entering ♥
THE CAKE LIGHTER
It is a lighter. It is dressed as a cake. It has THREE (3) cherries and approximately one billion sprinkles, all piped by hand in Vienna.
You will use it to light a birthday candle and someone at the party will say "wait is that real" and you will say "no" and that will be the best moment of your week.
€38,00
⚠ warning: contains real fire. does not contain real cake. do not eat. we mean it.
before we begin… can i get u anything?
How rude of me!! A weary websurfer such as yourself arrives after a treacherous journey across the interwebs and I am busy piping buttercream onto a lighter. Please — replenish your health bar.
(refreshments are non-caloric, non-existent, and non-refundable)
★ THE SHOP ★
four (4) objects. no more. we are not a warehouse, we are a mood.
☆ THE ARCADE ☆
three (3) games. no downloads. no install wizard. no viruses.* PLAY NOW
CHERRY CATCH
move the plate. do not drop the cherries.
CAKE CLICKER
click the cake. something happens at 50.
KEEP IT LIT
hold to feed the flame. don't flood it. mind the draft.
*there is one virus but it is a nice one
MY RAREST CARD
DRACHE DES STOLZES UND DER SEELE
[DRACHE / EFFEKT] · FINSTERNIS · ★★★★★★★★
ATK/2500 DEF/2500 1. Auflage
Cannot be normal summoned or set. Must be special summoned from your hand while your opponent has 25 or more cards in their graveyard — or, alternatively, while there are 25 or more cakes in the walk-in fridge.
Gains 2500 ATK when someone at the party says "wait, is that cake?"
▸ tilt your mouse over the card for the holographic foil effect ▸ drag your finger across the card for the holographic foil effect
MY PHOTOS!!! (do not steal)
me, various cakes, and several situations. click 2 enlarge ♥ tap 2 enlarge ♥
AS SEEN IN THE PRESS!!!
real journalists have written about me. my mother has printed them all out.
Cake artist and food stylist Sophia Stolz talks taste
the one from my link in bio
„Ich sehe in jedem Look von Margiela eine Torte“
on cake as fashion, and fashion as cake
Interview: Sophia Stolz
vienna ⇄ new york, and the transience of dessert
Under 30 Summit: Sophia Stolz, Cake Artist
i talked on a stage and did not fall over
„Ich sehe in jedem Look von Margiela eine Torte.“— Kuchenkünstlerin Sophia Stolz, WELT
MY INSTA-GRAM ♥
↑ these go to my profile because the instagram API is a nightmare and it is the year 2003