The Cake Lighter

A lighter. Dressed as a cake. That is the entire pitch.

Hand-piped in Vienna in food-safe silicone buttercream, finished with approximately one billion sprinkles and three (3) maraschino cherries. The sleeve slides off so you can replace the lighter when it dies, because we are frivolous but we are not wasteful.

what happens when you use it

Someone at the party will squint at your hand and say "wait — is that real?" and you will say "no", and there will be a small silence, and then everyone will want to hold it. This happens every single time. We have tested this extensively at parties we were not invited to.

the specifications

• ~8 cm tall. Fits a pocket, a clutch, the tiny pocket inside the big pocket.
• Removable, refillable, re-lightable.
• Sprinkle placement is random. Yours will not look exactly like the photo. That is the point.
• Not edible. Genuinely, actually, legally not edible.

⚠ Contains real fire. Contains no real cake. Keep away from children, curtains, and anyone who has recently said the words "I'm doing a cleanse".