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iPod 5th Gen — Clear Housing

by STOLZES · Hardware · hand-made in vienna

€249,00

The transparent one. Because in 2003 we believed that the future would be see-through, and then it was not, and we have never fully recovered.

Rehoused in clear polycarbonate so you can watch the actual circuit board do its actual job. The orange click-wheel ribbon is visible. The hard drive is visible. Everything is visible. It is a device with nothing to hide.

what you can put on it

Roughly 7,000 songs, none of which will be streamed, interrupted, or algorithmically recommended to you. You will make a playlist by hand, like a medieval scribe.

notes

  • Click wheel: clicks.
  • Battery: a used battery from 2005, doing its absolute best.
  • Bluetooth: no. Absolutely not. Never.
  • Pairs with the Koss headphones below. They were born in the same year.

▸ ships from Vienna, Austria

▸ packed by a human who was listening to the iPod

▸ questions? yell at me here

100% HAND PIPED NO AI FROSTING LIMITED RUN