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Koss KTX PRO 1 Headphones

by STOLZES · Hardware · hand-made in vienna

€39,00

The blue-and-silver ones from the school computer lab. You know these. Your body knows these. Some part of your brain is already hearing the specific creak the headband makes.

Open-back, absurdly light, unreasonably good. They cost less than dinner and they will outlive several of your relationships.

the honest bit

  • Everyone near you can hear your music. This is a feature. Curate accordingly.
  • The cable is long enough to trip over. Also a feature.
  • No noise cancelling. The noise is part of the experience. The noise is life.

Plugs directly into the clear iPod with a real, physical, 3.5 mm headphone jack — an ancient technology in which the sound simply comes out, forever, without an update.

▸ ships from Vienna, Austria

▸ packed by a human who was listening to the iPod

▸ questions? yell at me here

100% HAND PIPED NO AI FROSTING LIMITED RUN