{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-cake-lighter","title":"The Cake Lighter","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA lighter. Dressed as a cake. That is the entire pitch.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-piped in Vienna in food-safe silicone buttercream, finished with approximately one\nbillion sprinkles and \u003cb\u003ethree (3) maraschino cherries\u003c\/b\u003e. The sleeve slides off so you can\nreplace the lighter when it dies, because we are frivolous but we are not \u003cem\u003ewasteful\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ewhat happens when you use it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone at the party will squint at your hand and say \u003cem\u003e\"wait — is that real?\"\u003c\/em\u003e and you\nwill say \u003cem\u003e\"no\"\u003c\/em\u003e, and there will be a small silence, and then everyone will want to hold it.\nThis happens every single time. We have tested this extensively at parties we were not invited to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ethe specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e~8 cm tall. Fits a pocket, a clutch, the tiny pocket inside the big pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemovable, refillable, re-lightable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSprinkle placement is random. Yours will not look exactly like the photo. That is the point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot edible. Genuinely, actually, legally not edible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tiny\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e⚠ Contains real fire.\u003c\/b\u003e Contains no real cake. Keep away from children, curtains,\nand anyone who has recently said the words \"I'm doing a cleanse\".\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"STOLZES","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62832517218634,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1064\/4383\/3674\/files\/lighter-hero-white.png?v=1785338554"}],"url":"https:\/\/stolzesuniverse.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Stolzes Universe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}